Mysteries from the Sea (4)
One of the more exciting beach finds loomed up one morning a couple
of years ago. It had been roped off and surrounded by half-a dozen aliens
camouflaged as sprouts - US Marines from Okinawa who had been
helicoptered in.
One of them had leaped atop the thing and was about to attack it with a
power saw. That was a surprise - it was FRP !
I always thought those missiles were made of exotic metals like
beryllium duralimanganese alloy.
Maybe it was DIY model.
My view was suddenly and rudely blocked by a giant sprout.
Which was a pity, for the marine with the power saw had just been knocked
off his perch by a high pressure gush of seawater shooting from inside the fin.
A good photo op. missed.
"Sirrr," the giant sprout said ,"Would you put that camera away?'"
I did as instructed, but reluctantly, after all, it was 'my' beach.
"What is that thing" I enquired in my best Officer of the Boy Scouts voice.
He hesitated a second, then snapped out , "First stage, Poseidon rocket"
"Oh," I said politely, and searched skywards,
"And when does the second stage arrive?"
He was not amused and gave me both barrels of a double-barreled glare.
I moved on.
Next morning the beach was as clean as a whistle except for a few unusual
scents for the dog to explore. Maybe sprouts.
It wasn't a Poseidon I later found out, they don't have fins. So what was it?
Da-daa…! The mystery remains.