Sunday, June 30, 2013

Summer cometh

Dawn,  July 1st 2013. 



A local boatman prepares 
for this week's two tourists.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013


INTRUDER!


The peace of yesterday evening was rudely shattered 
when this military aircraft flew low over the reef, 
so low I could almost see the pilot's face.
My ever-vigilant camera managed to 
catch him as he was escaping.
Apparently, someone high up in the establishment decided 
I am not getting my fair share of toxic ppm's.   
Behind the intruder was a long haze of pollution.  
Luckily, there was an offshore breeze 
so the dirty fugue disappeared in the direction of Singapore, 
and after several moments I could safely 
remove my hand from the top of my beer.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

LOOKADAMOON!

According to the moonologists
Last night was a mega-moon or a super-moon,
or whatever.  It was bloody big.
Came out of the sea at 6.30pm...
(that damn dog keeps getting in the way of my pics)

 took a long time hovering around
the horizon, got bigger, then went to China. 

Friday, June 21, 2013


The Day of the Dragon…

flies.


Dawn on Yoron island 
and this unsuspecting foreigner  
and his unsuspecting dog 
are under close surveillance 
by a squadron of mini-drones, 
probably from the US airbase on nearby Okinawa. 
Recent breakthroughs in environmental macro-electronics 
allow the mini-drones (click to enlarge)
to be powered up to one hour on just ten mosquitoes.


Our beach, undoubtedly classified as a
 'logistically appropriate disembarkation location' 
(= a good spot to land) 
for a North Korean invasion 
(although the steps are rather steep)
is also kept under close observation by the mini-drones.

Thursday, June 20, 2013


Morning chat.

Duke meets his only friend, Hokto, 
for a chat about once a week.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Old Gypsy

Old Gypsy, who has been overshadowed by Duke
in past blogs, will be 14 this year. 
Like Duke, a stray, she appeared in a storm toward 
the end of the last millennium - a wet, scraggy pup.
          Nowadays,  her favourite spot in the garden is this nest 
                  she has made for herself near the seaside patio.  
               When she eventually leaves us it will probably be 
                                 here she will be laid to rest.

Saturday, June 15, 2013


Apologies

Careful analysis of the blog picture and interviews with the 
photographer have since determined that the person on the roof

(blog of June 14th) was in fact myself, 
and not someone who had fallen out of an airplane.
I apologize for any alarm and/or distress 
the previous misinformation
may have caused.

Friday, June 14, 2013


This man, found clinging to our roof
by his fingernails, seems to have fallen
out of an airplane passing over Yoron. 
Luckily he survived and only a few roof 
tiles were damaged.
Please take this as a warning 
to keep your seat belts fastened at all times.

Sunday, June 9, 2013


Being in the midst of a farming/fishing community 
neighbours tend to overload us with the latest crop or catch. 
There are still chunks of octopus in the freezer
from some benefactor last year.
 This is last weekend's collection. 



I wish they grew something useful like apples or rhubarb.   
What does one do with so many cucumbers?

An easy answer is the classic, English cucumber sandwich . 





(Perhaps a dab of mayonnaise ?)

Sunday, June 2, 2013


Mama Mia!

Seems that Mama Turtle just made her annual visit to our beach, 
looking for somewhere to lay her eggs, and met a  wall of garbage.  
I've not had chance to clear up since I came back. 
After a wander around she decided to look elsewhere.
So there goes my plans for an Eggsperiment (see March 31st blog). 
Laying season is almost over.
There are surprisingly few egg sites on the beaches this year. Last year
there were at least a dozen along this bit of coast, this year only one.

All of the beach garbage (or at least 99%) is generated by fishermen.
Those darn PET bottles arrive in their thousands on the beaches, 
flung into the ocean from the numerous 
small fishing craft along the coastlines
of Japan, Korea and China. 

The black floats are usually Chinese. 
Hundreds arrive every year. 
Someone should teach them how to tie knots .