Dirty Snowflake
Sunday, November 2, 2014
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Thursday, October 2, 2014
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
There are only two people...
who use the long beach in the mornings,
myself and a local farmer with a dog called Hokto.
Hokto is a scruffy grey mutt that looks like he's been created by Dr.Seuss.
The farmer is not much different, squat and tubby.
In the winter months he often gets out before me
and leaves his footprints on the beach.
He walks with short steps, feet splayed out.
One morning I tried walking in his footprints
and found myself doing a Charlie Chaplin imitation.
In the summer months I get out before him to avoid the sun
so my footprints are the only ones on the beach.
This morning I had finished our walk
and was sat on a driftwood seat I had made at the beach exit.
The farmer and Hokto appeared at their usual place
midway down the beach where the boats are pulled up.
Him and Hokto started off away from us
and then as I watched he started acting strangely.
At that distance it was at first hard to imagine what he was doing.
The little farmer was swinging his arms
and taking giant strides like a Greek palace guard.
He was walking in my footprints.
And, amazingly, he kept going like that until he became a dot on the beach.
Even Duke laughed.
Maybe he found out it was better exercise than his usual waddle.
Or maybe he wondered how it felt to be in the shoes of a tall gaijin.
who use the long beach in the mornings,
myself and a local farmer with a dog called Hokto.
Hokto is a scruffy grey mutt that looks like he's been created by Dr.Seuss.
The farmer is not much different, squat and tubby.
In the winter months he often gets out before me
and leaves his footprints on the beach.
He walks with short steps, feet splayed out.
One morning I tried walking in his footprints
and found myself doing a Charlie Chaplin imitation.
In the summer months I get out before him to avoid the sun
so my footprints are the only ones on the beach.
This morning I had finished our walk
and was sat on a driftwood seat I had made at the beach exit.
The farmer and Hokto appeared at their usual place
midway down the beach where the boats are pulled up.
Him and Hokto started off away from us
and then as I watched he started acting strangely.
At that distance it was at first hard to imagine what he was doing.
The little farmer was swinging his arms
and taking giant strides like a Greek palace guard.
He was walking in my footprints.
And, amazingly, he kept going like that until he became a dot on the beach.
Even Duke laughed.
Maybe he found out it was better exercise than his usual waddle.
Or maybe he wondered how it felt to be in the shoes of a tall gaijin.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Monday, August 4, 2014
Calm before the storm.
Time for a last barbecue before
typhoon No.11 arrives, about 36 hours away.
The sea in the lagoon is only slightly ruffled
but the reef is beginning to roar
like a flight of approaching bombers.
Just Duke and myself, (wifie away visiting an aging mom).
Aaah, peace. Time for another beer.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Funny thing happened on the way to the sea this morning.
Curious bottle lying at the tideline.
Picked it up and cleaned it off and... POOF!
Lottsa smoke and a big Genie appears, all green and puffy.
"Gosh" I exclaimed.
"Thank you master," says the Genie,
"You have released me from the bottle
so you shall be granted any wish."
"Gosh" I repeated,
(as it's my favourite exclamation in such circumstances.)
And after deep thought said, "I wish to live for ever."
The Genie's face fell.
I picked it up and gave it back to him.
"Sorry, pal," he said.
"We Genies don't do 'For Ever' wishes. Think again."
Disappointed, I compromised,
"Okay," I said" I wish to live until England wins The World Cup."
So, I should be around for a long, long time.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Friday, May 9, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
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