Great Balls of Fire!

Opened a new pack of charcoal last night.

Made in Indonesia.  

As usual, put a few blocks on the brazier to start

the BBQ and boom! kerpow!  Fireworks!

The stuff was almost explosive. 

Sent sparks shooting high and wide.

Cinders as big as cornflakes. 

Black burn marks everywhere - 

on hat on patio on acrylic undies. 

If Duke had been around 

he'd have been turned into a Dalmatian.

Dangerous stuff. Beware.